We open as heroic LeMonde saves Balu (the bear?) from drowning, diving from a clifftop (look Ma, I do my own stunts!) and saving him from the ocean's ferocious calm. Once revived (does the kiss of life have any other purpose apart from getting two guys to French?) grateful Balu repays his savior and onlooker Thijme (a.k.a. Jan Rick) with a tonsil-hockey-heavy...